Things That Are Freaking Me Out Today

1. Paul Wolfowitz being nominated as president of the World Bank. This scares the shit out of me. The idea of this NeoCon idiot being in charge of distributing funds to the poorest countries in the world, when the Neo-Con movement if so fixated on building an empire is absolutely terrifying. And I can’t stop thinking about him spitting on his comb in Fahrenheit 9/11. That man shouldn’t be in charge of anything.

2. CGI Talking Babies in Commercials. Just fucking stop it. That Quizno’s baby isn’t cute, it isn’t endearing, it is fucking creepy. KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.

3. Disgusting Cartoon “Bugs” in Commercials. Again. Fucking stop it. I do NOT want to see that hideous cartoon creature digging under anyone’s nails. I do NOT want to watch the cigar smoking chest mucus dude complain about having to move. Ew. It does NOT make me want to buy your products, trust me.

4. Michael Jackson’s Supporters. Are you kidding me? Does ANYONE really think this man isn’t a sick fucking freak who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a child? Pu-LEASE. Does anyone else think it's bizarre that most of the supporters are too young to remember the first set of molestation charges against him?

5. Mt. Kilimanjaro. Um, why the FUCK isn’t the fact that for the first time in 11,000 years there is NO SNOW on the peaks of this mountain FRONT PAGE news every fucking day? Um, hello? Global fucking warming? Anyone? 11,000 YEARS, PEOPLE!