Reason #484 That I Love My New Therapist
When she asks, "What are you good at?" and I say, "Blowjobs!" she bats not an eye, merely pauses and says "I don't think I'll write that down."
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When she asks, "What are you good at?" and I say, "Blowjobs!" she bats not an eye, merely pauses and says "I don't think I'll write that down."
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BWAHAHA! Shit now I've snorted coffee everywhere.
Posted by: Anne | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 05:34 PM
Hey that's a talent greatly appreciated!! Maybe you should keep your own journal of "Things Cecily is Good At." ; )
Posted by: Mary | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 05:36 PM
So that was the problem! Honey, you don't put the stuff in there... it goes down there instead...
Posted by: Cricket | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 05:55 PM
classic!
Posted by: Jaine | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 06:25 PM
Oh my!
Posted by: The Barrenness | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 07:03 PM
:-)
Posted by: Cath | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 07:45 PM
I wish I was good at blowjobs. I used to be but then I got married......
Posted by: Lauren | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 09:07 PM
LOL!!! I wouldn't have the guts to have said THAT! She must be a keeper :)
Posted by: amy | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 10:13 PM
Oh that is a cracker!!!
I would never have the guts to say something like that.
You are a doll!
Posted by: Bugsy | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 11:05 PM
You have just become perhaps my favorite person on earth! Because I have only known one other person (besides myself) who would have the guts to say such a thing. Totally just made my day!
Posted by: Miss W | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 11:34 PM
You are too fucking funny Cec. I bet if your Dr was male, he'd have wrote it down!
Posted by: Donna | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 01:50 AM
I love it!
And possibly one of the many reasons Charlie loves you so much!
Posted by: DMouse007 | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 05:37 AM
HAHAH! You SO made my day with that one!
Posted by: susan | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 08:31 AM
LOL that was a great answer! You should be very proud of that talent.;)
Posted by: Valerie | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 08:41 AM
Yet another thing that you and I have in common!!
~Sanorah
Posted by: Sanorah | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 09:09 AM
I work from home and my sudden, loud snorting caused my Rottie to jump! LOL
Posted by: averyjenn | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:23 AM
I am completely unable to think of a witty comment. Which I feel certain is indicative of something not good about me. lol
Posted by: Melanie | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:33 AM
LOL That's awesome. I bet Donna is right,a male Dr probably would have written that down.
Posted by: Carrie Jo | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 11:49 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Jen/VintageUterus | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 12:57 PM
Hey, another reason to be friends, I'm good at them too (I think that's why D. married me, I gave him 41 in a row for his 41st birthday)
Posted by: Debe | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 01:02 PM
Just found your site (through Chez Miscarriage) ... damn straight about the wasted birth control - I want my $360 back.
Posted by: Kristin | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 01:52 PM
Bravo! She's a real keeper. The woman I saw (just once) had me fill out the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory, just like the one they give to prisoners upon intake into a facility. You betcha!
Posted by: Case | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 03:33 PM
I about choked on my cereal when I read that! You are hilarious, and I must admit, I love the therapist's reaction. Definitely a keeper.
Posted by: Amy T | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 04:52 PM
That sounds familiar! I was telling mine about my teenage years and said, "I did everything but sex, well not BUTT SEX." And she laughed....couldn't you just HUG a good therapist?
Keep it up and keep us posted!
Posted by: Kitten | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 05:48 PM
Oh my God. I have told my husband I lost the instruction manual on those.
My best friend was in marriage counseling. The therapist asked how the sex was. She said "great, but I could have sex with a monkey." She never went back to the therapist.
Posted by: Lisa | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 06:56 PM
:-) Too funny. Isn't it nice to feel good at something? I wonder how that qualification would read on your resume...
Wife
2000- present
Provides high quality blow jobs with an attention to detail and commitment to swallowing. Responsible for using my hands in slightly kinky ways while consistently avoiding gagging and never allowing teeth to make contact.
Posted by: Liz | Wednesday, December 15, 2004 at 10:39 PM
I used to think I was good at blow jobs. Turns out I'm not.
Harumph!
Posted by: AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch | Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 12:15 PM
There's a line in the children's book "Matilda", by Roald Dahl that starts out by saying "all human beings are unique, and everyone will be good at something. Even if it's just making Jello salad."
I guess it's true.
You my dear, apparently have hidden talents. That, and you are very, very, funny.
God Bless. Hope the therapist helps. She sounds like my kinda gal.
Posted by: Leslie | Thursday, December 16, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Everyone needs a hobby.
Posted by: The Barrenness | Friday, December 17, 2004 at 08:48 AM