Reason #484 That I Love My New Therapist

When she asks, "What are you good at?" and I say, "Blowjobs!" she bats not an eye, merely pauses and says "I don't think I'll write that down."

Comments

[Anne]

1.

BWAHAHA! Shit now I've snorted coffee everywhere.

[Mary]

2.

Hey that's a talent greatly appreciated!! Maybe you should keep your own journal of "Things Cecily is Good At." ; )

[Cricket]

3.

So that was the problem! Honey, you don't put the stuff in there... it goes down there instead...

[Jaine]

4.

classic!

[The Barrenness]

5.

Oh my!

[Cath]

6.

:-)

[Lauren]

7.

I wish I was good at blowjobs. I used to be but then I got married......

[amy]

8.

LOL!!! I wouldn't have the guts to have said THAT! She must be a keeper :)

[Bugsy]

9.

Oh that is a cracker!!!

I would never have the guts to say something like that.

You are a doll!

[Miss W]

10.

You have just become perhaps my favorite person on earth! Because I have only known one other person (besides myself) who would have the guts to say such a thing. Totally just made my day!

[Donna]

11.

You are too fucking funny Cec. I bet if your Dr was male, he'd have wrote it down!

[DMouse007]

12.

I love it!

And possibly one of the many reasons Charlie loves you so much!

[susan]

13.

HAHAH! You SO made my day with that one!

[Valerie]

14.

LOL that was a great answer! You should be very proud of that talent.;)

[Sanorah]

15.

Yet another thing that you and I have in common!!

~Sanorah

[averyjenn]

16.

I work from home and my sudden, loud snorting caused my Rottie to jump! LOL

[Melanie]

17.

I am completely unable to think of a witty comment. Which I feel certain is indicative of something not good about me. lol

[Carrie Jo]

18.

LOL That's awesome. I bet Donna is right,a male Dr probably would have written that down.

[Jen/VintageUterus]

19.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Debe]

20.

Hey, another reason to be friends, I'm good at them too (I think that's why D. married me, I gave him 41 in a row for his 41st birthday)

[Kristin]

21.

Just found your site (through Chez Miscarriage) ... damn straight about the wasted birth control - I want my $360 back.

[Case]

22.

Bravo! She's a real keeper. The woman I saw (just once) had me fill out the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory, just like the one they give to prisoners upon intake into a facility. You betcha!

[Amy T]

23.

I about choked on my cereal when I read that! You are hilarious, and I must admit, I love the therapist's reaction. Definitely a keeper.

[Kitten]

24.

That sounds familiar! I was telling mine about my teenage years and said, "I did everything but sex, well not BUTT SEX." And she laughed....couldn't you just HUG a good therapist?

Keep it up and keep us posted!

[Lisa]

25.

Oh my God. I have told my husband I lost the instruction manual on those.

My best friend was in marriage counseling. The therapist asked how the sex was. She said "great, but I could have sex with a monkey." She never went back to the therapist.

[Liz]

26.

:-) Too funny. Isn't it nice to feel good at something? I wonder how that qualification would read on your resume...

Wife
2000- present
Provides high quality blow jobs with an attention to detail and commitment to swallowing. Responsible for using my hands in slightly kinky ways while consistently avoiding gagging and never allowing teeth to make contact.

[AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch]

27.

I used to think I was good at blow jobs. Turns out I'm not.

Harumph!

[Leslie]

28.

There's a line in the children's book "Matilda", by Roald Dahl that starts out by saying "all human beings are unique, and everyone will be good at something. Even if it's just making Jello salad."

I guess it's true.

You my dear, apparently have hidden talents. That, and you are very, very, funny.

God Bless. Hope the therapist helps. She sounds like my kinda gal.

[The Barrenness]

29.

Everyone needs a hobby.