Uppercase Woman

Warrior Women (and perfectionism, only occasionally related)

Yesterday I met four other women for lunch. Together we five make up half of a group of women that I met online more than seven years ago; we were all infertile, we all lived in the Philadelphia area, and we all were beaten and exhausted and overwhelmed by the reality of the infertility struggle.

We formed a thread/group on the message board of an infertility site, and while many folks drifted in and out of our group over the years, there are a hardcore group of eight of us that have stayed in touch. And as of a few years ago, we all have our children.

I've written about this group before, and it is amazing how our families were built. Two families created through international adoption. Two created through surrogacy. One by surprise, you can get pregnant! One (me) by IVF/ICSI. One by insemination (IUI). Two by domestic adoption. Four of us have two children, while the rest of us have contently (mostly) settled for onlies. We've done it all, faced it all, been through it all together.

Now we all have toddlers and preschoolers. Talk at lunch mostly centered around potty training, frustrations with behavior, discussions of school, talking about vaccinations. Halfway through the lunch, Michele said, "Isn't it just amazing that we are all here talking about our children and their lives." Typing that now, I get tears in my eyes because it IS amazing. It is miraculous. It is a marvel.

Last night before I went to bed I checked on Tori, and she was curled up without a blanket so I quietly stepped in and slipped the blanket up over her, and she sighed and turned in her sleep so that I could gaze at her beautiful little face. I realized in the moment that I'd seen that moment on screen in hundreds of movies and television shows, right down to the pink soft light making patterns on the walls. It struck me, and forcefully, how god damned worth it the struggle was. Here I am, having my perfect heart-warming parenting moment in my very own life and it is AWESOME.

We are all so very, very blessed.

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Recently at one of my recovery meetings an amazing woman named Anita shared something that touched me profoundly. I don't know how old she is, but I know she's been in recovery longer than I've been alive. She's smart, she's still growing as a person, and she offers this particular meeting something irreplaceable by her continued presence.

This week she was talking about perfectionism, and how debilitating it can be. She spoke about how much she hates Halloween, and how she found herself this year apologizing to her kids for the crappy costumes she used to make for them and how sorry she was that she let them all down. In her story, she told us that her (grown now) kids all looked at her a bit funny and said, "Mom, you know that we always won every single costume contest as kids. We always had the best costumes of anyone at our school."

Anita was stunned. Completely stunned. For over 50 years or more she'd been beating herself up about this particular issue. She said that she realized, suddenly, that her perfectionism was so utterly profound and ingrained that she felt like if she made her kid a Peter Pan costume and HE COULDN'T FLY, she'd failed.

I've struggled with that kind of perfectionism throughout my life (combined with my control-freak-ism it makes me an utter BLAST to be around), and that really struck home. And it stood out to me too when I read this recent post from my good friend Jo-Ann about her sister. Her sister strove for perfection throughout her life, up to and including about her weight. As a result, she is currently in the hospital with a body that is failing from long term malnutrition. She's a wealthy woman that has essentially starved herself to death.

Whenever I think about my new relationship with food*, I wonder if I'm doing the right thing. Society tells me I should be dieting. I'm fat, after all -- ergo, I should be dieting. If I'm not, I am not a good person. Seriously, that is the message I get, that I know many of us folks of size get. Some of us get the message so thoroughly that even after fighting our whole lives, even winning a battle against cancer, we still starve ourselves to death in the name of Thin.

This makes me very sad. Please go show Jo-Ann your love, she's really having a rough year this year, and this situation with her sister isn't helping. And remember, it's better to be fat and alive. It really is.

*Did I tell you that without making any effort to lose weight -- just by trying to be a bit healthy and exercising -- that I dropped three sizes? Intuitive eating KICKS FUCKING ASS. In fact, I just ate a donut. Fuck you, diets!

Just Like Mad Men, if Mad Men Sold Sex Toys

So remember when I mentioned that I might have some life-altering news? Well, I do. I really do.

I have landed a new client, a big client, and I won't be writing for them. Instead, I'll be working for the Marketing department (run by a gorgeous woman named Victoria, who totally kicks my ass in the funky hair department -- she ROCKS the hot pink, dudes) of Eden Fantasys. Remember them? How at the beginning of the year I did a contest/give away with them in my review blog? Well, I've been in contact with the company off and on every since, and through a series of random events they were looking to hire someone to help them out, and I needed a nice, steady client (with a paycheck every two weeks again! yeah!) so we hooked up.

I won't be writing, as I said. Instead, I will be doing two things: one, trying to place ads in major print publications, particularly magazines like Glamour and Cosmo. You'd think that would be simple, but it's not. Sigh. I love this country! Two, I'll be looking for opportunities to work with sex-positive non-profit agencies (yes, they exist). Fun!

Anyway, this is the part where I say, "Hey, so, do you know anyone that works in the advertising or editorial department of a major print magazine and can you introduce me?" Because any "in" can help. I'm starting out cold here, folks, and can use any help I can get.

I drove up to their offices yesterday (about an hour and a half away; it was SO MUCH FUN driving by myself up there in the AWESOME rain on the FABULOUS New Jersey Turnpike) to meet with them and make our relationship official. I was greeted warmly, and then given a tour of their space.

Yes, there was a warehouse full of sex toys. Seriously, I'm not sure you've lived a full life until you've stood in a giant warehouse full of sex toys. I now have, and I am a better person for it.

I then met the young man that photographs all the toys for the website, and while chatting with him I learned that there is also someone at the company that measures all the toys. Because Eden wants to be sure that the eight-inch dildo really IS eight inches, because get this -- even the fake dicks lie about their size. Also, they have to measure something called the "insertion length" which is a phrase that I will NEVER EVER EVER get out of my head. From now on I plan, whenever someone says "It's sixteen inches tall," I will say, "Yes, but what is its insertion length?"

Anyhoo. I finally settled in the office of the head honcho, the big boss. When he asked me about the tour, he asked if I'd met the photographer, and when I said yes, and now I can't stop thinking about insertion length, he actually blushed.

Yes, ladies and gentleman, Cecily of Uppercase Woman made the head of a sex toy company BLUSH. I officially am AWESOME.

We then hammered out details, I met with the people I'll be working under, we batted around some ideas, and eventually I got out of there and headed home. To celebrate, I stopped at a rest area and ate a Cinnabon, something I very rarely allow myself because when I was on Ye Old Giant Diet Plan I remember that they were 35 points of non-nutrition.

I'm pretty excited. It's wonderful to have a new challenge, and be presented with an opportunity to do something this interesting. It's also pretty spectacular that I will be able to work from home (yes, really) and that I am trusted so much to do what is asked of me. I do not plan to disappoint.

Now I must dash (ha, see? One day as an "ad executive" and I say things like "must dash") and finish up other work. Have an awesome Friday the 13th, people.

40 & 41 Months

My Darling Tori Anne,

I missed last month. I am so sorry. I don't even remember why, but I did, and I'm sorry. Particularly because plenty has happened in the last couple of months! You've grown tremendously.

 

The biggest news? POTTY TRAINING. Between you, Mommy, Daddy, and your new awesome teachers at your school this year, you finally decided that wearing underwear and using the potty were, in fact, for you. It is, in a word, WONDERFUL. Thank you so much.

 

Unfortunately, on October 9th you had your first real medical emergency (although it was a pretty minor one). While playing on some playground equipment, you slipped off and fell in such a way that you create a deep one-inch long gash in the back of your head. It wasn't terrible, but we ended up at the emergency room anyway and had to put three staples in the wound. Your Daddy had just had his gall bladder out (oh, right -- that's why I didn't write your post last month!) but he came to the hospital anyway, and even though it was a minor wound the whole experience totally sucked for all three of us. You hated the papoose, I hated watching you be so scared and angry, and Daddy hated all of it. Don't do it again, okay?

 

The other big change is school this year. You are now attending preschool five mornings a week. We started out the year doing just three, but it was clear that you were thriving in the new program (your school has an AMAZING new director this year that has really made things awesome) so we switched you to five days a week. You can now identify every letter and number, you can read a few words, and YOU CAN WRITE YOUR NAME. Okay, sometimes you mix up the "R" and the "I", (spelling Toir) but dammit, you WRITE YOUR NAME. I am amazed by you. Your teacher told me in an aside last week that you are "Scary smart." Which we totally knew. 

 

In other big news, we lost our darling, beloved, wonderful dog Bubba, aka Hammer, The Best Dog Ever. He was clearly not feeling himself this last few months and Mommy finally stopped being in denial and took him to the vet when one side of his chest was suddenly bigger than the other. He had a massive tumor on his spleen, and after much grief and deliberation, we decided to put him to sleep. We had one last day with him, however, and everyone that loved Bubba came to say goodbye; 16 people, all told, not including us. He was a very loved dog. You miss him terribly. We tried to replace him with another dog named Tank, but it didn't work out, sad to say. You still talk about Bubba every day. We all miss him so.

 

Of course the end of October is Halloween, and you were Snow White. Shocking, you being a princess. Although now you've asked if next year you can be an astronaut, with a space ship. I will gladly hunt down my crafting abilities to create that costume for you, my little feminist. Heh.

 

The rest of our time has been drama and emergency free, and we've enjoyed some beautiful fall days hiking in the woods, walking around the neighborhood, and playing at the playground. The time change has made this harder but we'll try to keep being active every day. Lately when it's dark you and I enjoy putting some 80s hip hop on and dancing around like a couple of lunatics. It's awesome.

  

As usual, I can't believe how fast you are growing up, how delightful you are on a daily basis, and how incredibly stubborn and infuriating you can be. I watch your fierce and powerful little personality grow stronger each day and see more and more that you are, in fact, my daughter. It makes me very proud, even when it makes me crazy. I love you, my darling girl. You are growing up into such a fantastic little person.

Love, Mommy

 
 

Surrender, or in which I admit to being a horrible person

On Thursday, it was going so well. Tank seemed to be settling in and relaxing into his new home.

On Friday, I saw him curl his lip at Tori as she came to sit with me when he was already sitting next to me. It was so fast I wasn't even sure I saw it, and I decided to ignore it. He also began resisting my attempts to discipline him, fighting me and mouthing my hand when I tried to get him to sit or lie down.

On Saturday, he curled his lip at Tori again. This time I was sure, and I began to be more careful about keeping Tori away from him.

Saturday night while my mom was babysitting, he jumped the fence in the backyard. Charlie and I came back from trying to see a movie and went searching. We found him about a mile and a half away. Charlie and I vowed to stay in the backyard with him when ever he went out.

Sunday morning, while Charlie was sitting right in the yard with him, he tried to sneak under the fence. When Charlie grabbed him, he snarled and snapped. Charlie covered the hole with a board, Tank broke the board and yanked down half a shrub and finally escaped even while Charlie tried to stop him without getting bitten. He was caught again about a half mile away, and Charlie and Tori went to get him.

Sunday afternoon, Charlie was guiding him into his crate so he and Tori could go play in the leaves in the yard with our neighbors and their kids. Tank turned around and snapped and lunged, snagging Charlie's hand. It was just a scratch, but Charlie was shaken (I wasn't home; Sarah and I were out getting our hair cut for charity). A few minutes later, Tank snapped at Charlie again. 

At this point, Charlie was sure: Tank couldn't stay. I didn't want to agree, but I did. This evening, we returned Tank to the shelter. After a long consultation with the manager, they hesitated to just put him down (he has to be held for ten days first) and will consider re-homing him. But they aren't sure.

Neither am I.

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I didn't want to write this post. I know that some of you are thinking, "Thank GOD she took that dog back, he was a pit bull, and something bad was bound to happen." Others of you are empathetic, agreeing that we gave it a good shot but you can't be too sure when a child is involved. Still others are sympathetic but think we may have given up too soon. And a small handful of you are now assured that we are horrible people who clearly should never being allowed to have a dog in the first place because we aren't good owners.

Or maybe you aren't thinking any such thing. I don't know.

What I do know is that when I was telling what had happened with Tank to the staff at the shelter, I started sobbing. I could hardly bear to see him taken back away from me. I thought about how yesterday during Tori's nap Tank got into bed with me and cuddled against me tightly while I read a book. Or how his silly legs looked when he rolled onto his back, or how gently he took a treat from my hand.

But then I kept seeing his curled lip at Tori.

And I thought about the 20,000 dogs that are put to sleep in Philadelphia every week, and how one of them might have deserved the chance we gave Tank, and wouldn't have bit the hand that fed him.

I know we made the right decision. But I feel like unbelievable fucking shit about it.

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The worst thing about this experience is that now Tori has had to lose two dogs in a month. And it's my fault.

In retrospect, I know I wasn't ready to adopt another dog yet. My grief and my longing for having a dog clouded my judgment. If I'm honest with myself, I had a twinge at the shelter about Tank. But I didn't want to leave him there, I didn't want to be yet another picky ass person that holds dogs up to an impossible standard (the standard of Hammer, The Best Dog Ever).

I should have slowed the process down. I shouldn't have put my family through it. And I shouldn't have put Tank though it.

I hope he gets another chance. But if he doesn't, there are plenty of dogs that want to take his place. Both at the shelter and here in our home.

But not now, not in our home. Not for a while. 

I'm so sorry, Tank. I'm sorry we weren't the family for you. And I'm sorry you weren't the dog for us. God bless you.

A Thousands Balls in the Air, ALL AT ONCE

Right now, I feel a bit... unnerved. I'm in the middle of some discussions with a series of work-type people that are all offering a variety of awesome opportunities, all at once. IF everything falls into place, all at one time, there will be much hard work (but much very interesting work, and some work very different then what I've been doing recently, but would really enjoy) but there will also be substantial financial reward and we will, quite possibly, as a family, achieve financial security for the first time in ages.

I can't talk too much about it. It's making me nuts, but of course as soon as I know more I will share with all of you.

I'm also trying very hard to not put all my eggs in one basket -- or, frankly, any eggs in any baskets at all -- because all too often I've had promising ventures or opportunities dangled in front of me and then whisked away at the last moment. But I've had other things actually come through; I'd say I have about a 50% success rate (but often the things that work out are not the things I want most). So it goes.

But in the meantime, as details are hashed out, and options offered, I'm kind of a wreck, waiting to see how it all plays out in the long run. (This should all be resolved by next week. God willing.)

Egads. Kindly allow me to distract you, and me, with an update on the dog.

Tank (as we've pretty much settled on calling him, although we often call him "Hank" so that could end up his name, dunno) is working out remarkably well. It's been a whopping four days, and things are beginning to feel comfortable with him. Sort of. He's just so... DOG. And so BULLY DOG.

By that I mean, he's stubborn as all hell, he's bossy, and he needs training. Not a terrible shock, of course. It's not like he's a puppy -- not at all -- but he's a rough-cut full grown adult dog that is going to take serious work to make into the right dog for us.

Somehow, whenever we talked about Hammer, The Best Dog Ever we manage to remember that he came to us in perfect condition, with perfect manners, and perfect behavior. The truth is, Hammer was in terrible condition when we found him; emaciated, riddled with worms and other parasites, and he had serious muscle damage because of his starvation that made him weak as a kitten when we first got him.

But he was also a "bully" breed, a strong, tough, stubborn dog that was largely pit bull. As he got healthier, he became challenging. He'd also run off (he tried to leave with other people all the time). He attempted to dominate the other dogs all the time (it was especially bad when he felt somewhat better but was not well enough to actually neuter yet), and we had to teach him leash manners. We also had to do "dominance downs" with him constantly in order to make it clear that he was NOT in charge (dominance downs are a technique where you gently encourage a dog to submit to you, by getting the dog to roll onto his side and expose his belly; this doesn't work with every dog and with every breed but I've had success with it with the strong dominant dogs that pits often are). Hammer also required a massive amount of exercise (a long walk in the morning, mid-day runs around the yard, and evening time at the dog park playing with other dogs) to be mellow.

As he aged, of course this all changed. The pack order in our house was well established, he got older and needed less discipline or exercise, and by the last five years of his life was the absolute perfect dog (although he never, ever, learned to give up toys to us, and if he got more than one toy in his mouth at once he became sullen and stubborn).

I suppose much in the same way that women who have difficult labors go on and have other children anyway (thinking, "eh, it wasn't THAT bad"), we've landed ourselves a full grown dog again that needs work. It's exhausting, in many ways; dealing with a stubborn dog that needs to learn manners is almost exactly as frustrating as taking a toddler to three stores in a row when you simple MUST SHOP for some reason and the toddler hasn't had enough sleep.

But man, this dog is SMART. He's already responding very, very well to the dominance downs with me and Charlie, rolling over for us with little prompting. We have Tori come over and participate in these exercises too so that he knows she is also his boss, and he needs to let her be in charge.

We also got the killer dog collar (no, it is not cruel -- he barely registers it, yes, we could have done a gentle leader but they make people think he's muzzled, and pit bulls don't need that kind of publicity) to teach leash manners, and he's already much better. Not trustworthy enough to let Tori walk him (Tori could walk Hammer, even though Hammer weighed 40lbs more than Tank, and Hammer never, ever pulled her) or anything, but the pain in the middle of my back between my shoulder blades is starting to ease.

We also got a key to a local dog park ($20 for access), and took him there this afternoon when it was pretty quiet so that he could run (it's a double gated, completely fenced in park that allows off the leash time). There were three other dogs there, including a five month old puppy, and Tank was great with all of them. He certainly tried to dominate them (he literally just bowls them over and stands on them; he's so low to the ground that he doesn't even have to lie down to hold them), but he backed off when they wouldn't have it.

There was a moment, though, before we left; another pit mix was unhappy about leaving, and unhappy about giving up his toy, and when Tank came to investigate they all got a bit snappish. No one was hurt (although the other dog's owner got a tad muddy) and I'd smartly suggested putting Tank in his harness before we'd left, thank God, so we were able to grab him easily, and we got him out of there. But we're learning (note to self: when other dogs are preparing to exit the park, hold Tank until they go, as him loose + them on leash = not good).

But last night he slept in our room all night on his dog bed, content. Today Sarah and her husband were nice enough to lend us a crate for him for a few months, so he had a place to hang out in while we were out at Tori's dance class today (yes, Charlie and I both go to each of her classes, for no reason, except it's fun and we can). He's amazingly tolerant with Tori, although we have to constantly remind her of proper dog manners as well (we were pretty slack with Hammer since he was so easy).

I think it's going to take a while, but in the end I think it's going to work out wonderfully.

There, are you distracted now? Cause I was. For a minute.

Sigh.

Aging Gracefully?

Daylight savings time -- or WHATever, the switch back to Standard Time -- is kicking my ass. For some reason -- probably orchestrated by Satan -- Tori now gets up around 5:30am; before the time change, she generally slept until 7:30am or so, which means she is now getting up an hour earlier than she used to. What the hell? She goes to bed at the same time. I don't get it.

I know I'm very lucky; Charlie and I alternate mornings with Tori (as we also alternate bed time duty) so every other day we get to stay in bed for as long as we need to (although, admittedly, Tori's morning volume combined with our rather small house is making that more difficult, plus work schedules are getting us both up pretty early these days). But I'm finding my body heavy and dull during the day, and I can't seem to adjust to the darkness coming so early.

When I was a kid, I don't remember even noticing the time changes. When I was a teenager, I griped about it but didn't really physically feel it. When I was in my twenties, I loved this time of year. I loved working in the city and going home in the dark with all the buildings lit up. I loved how easy it was to walk into the bar and not feel like I was drinking during the day at happy hour. I never got enough sleep during those years; I drank until 2 or 3am nearly every night at arrived at work at 8 or 9am (depending on the job) with no problem, although I had at least one boss hand me a breath spray cause I stunk like beer. I also slept until 3pm on the days I wasn't working, of course. Ah, youth.

Before Tori, I remember it taking a day or two to adjust to the time change, but it was no big deal. But now, damn it, I am feeling my age, and three days into the time change I feel worse than ever. Today I was reminded of my age when I heard that Google is celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street; I watched the very first episode when I was about 16 months old with my mom, and you know what? When I got the retro Sesame Street DVDs and watched that first episode again, I fucking remembered it.

I am getting OLD. Frankly, nothing that is now 40 years old should be younger than ME. For fuck's sake.

I've also lost a bit more weight recently; my intuitive eating plan is going along swimmingly (really, it's been just amazing) and while for the first year I lost barely a half a pound a month, something seems to have clicked and I am losing more now. (Please remember that weight loss is not my goal, but an unexpected yet welcome side effect of my getting more fit and having a nice and healthy relationship with food.) I'm hovering around a number that I haven't been under since before I was pregnant with the boys. It feels good.

But the loss of some -- oh, let's call it filler -- shows in my face. I have smile lines now that don't disappear when I stop smiling. My upper lip is showing signs of those sixteen years of sucking on cigarettes, and they too no longer disappear unless I'm smiling.

I don't mind this show of aging, not really. I view it somewhat ruefully, actually, feeling like I am due to finally start showing some of the evidence of the rough shit I put my body through. I mean, think about it: yo-yo dieting and weight loss and gain; drinking, smoking, and drugs; infertility treatments; a twin pregnancy and unexpected loss; a second pregnancy at nearly 40. Of course my poor body has been through the ringer, and is starting to show it. It's not a bad thing, really, it's just... there.

I think the only element of aging I hate, really, is how young people in their twenties look now. I remember liking a new song I heard on the radio, and then I happened to see the music video and the woman singing was just... God, she was a KID. How could she possible sing those lyrics and act like she has any fucking idea about life? It's so... arrogant. And smells like bullshit. I stopped liking the song.

I also stopped watching music videos.*

When I drive through West Philadelphia where two major universities are, I can't believe the children I see walking around are old enough to be attending college. I also find myself surprised by that fact, because I remember how fucking annoying it was to be scoffed at when I was in my twenties and being told I was so young. I did NOT feel young in my twenties. Oddly, I feel fairly young now.

I also remember thinking, twenty years ago, that everyone in their 40s was so. fucking. old. It's... startling to know, now, how stupid it was to think that. It's funny, I don't even think of my mother or my friend's parents as "old." I met a woman the other day that told me she was 70, and I sincerely thought she was my peer in age, or pretty close.

This, I suspect, is the best gift of aging. Other than looking at the really young, I no longer much care about the age difference between me and those older than I am, or those ten years younger. My peer group has enlarged exponentially, and I am able to listen to most people with an open heart, really hearing what they are saying without assigning them any characteristics based on age. I hope this continues (and I'm working on the attitude about folks more than ten years younger).

The other gift -- one I've mentioned here often -- is the absolute comfort I have with myself and my choices, my hopes, and my dreams. I am living comfortably in my skin, I am not apologizing for being me, and I am generally content with my life. Struggles with money (oh yeah, cranky post last week? totally PMS) and other issues no longer truly stand in the way of my general peace with life, and happiness with my day-to-day living. I love my work, I love my husband, I love my daughter, I have great friends and family, and I absolutely enjoy the amount of space I take up in the world.

If the price I pay for this is a few lines on my face, well, it's worth it.

*Of course as soon as I said that, I had to turn on VH1. I love me some Lady Gaga, I must admit.

Presenting Tank

So this morning I opened up the door and the new dog ran outside, down the porch steps, and took off down the street like a shot.

Wait. I didn't tell you about the new dog, did I?

Okay.

So. About a week ago, I started looking at the doggie personals that animal shelters and rescue sites place on places like Craig's List and Petfinder. I wasn't intending to do anything (yeah, I know, I know, shut up) although I placed a couple of calls about possibly being a temporary foster home, and trying to find out if certain dogs were good with kids or cats. Nothing came of those calls, and I kept perusing the sites.

I finally spotted Beau here, and was completely taken by his face and his amazing two-colored eyes. So we arranged to come up and meet him. We took Sarah and her daughter along with us to give us a second opinion and to make sure we don't do anything stupid.

Beau was, indeed, beautiful. But he was totally aloof; he wasn't interested in us at all and hopped up on the little bench in the pen and knocked Tori over twice. (I do think he would be a great dog, particularly for a youngish man that runs, probably; he needs lot of exercise, that was clear. If you know someone, send them over--he deserves a good home!) So we decided to look at the other dogs that were there too. We saw one guy that was a cutie but was a jumper, and would easily hop the fence in our backyard. Charlie had just said, "We need a shorter dog," when I turned around and spotted Ben. He made me laugh out loud.

You've never seen a sillier looking dog, seriously. He's got a pit bull body (95% of the dogs at the shelter are pits or pit mixes), about 60 lbs or so, but his legs? He has basset hound legs. His legs are about six inches long. He's all black (super shiny, super soft coat), with just a touch of white on his chest and one paw. His ears are comical, but his face is very serious. He has a tiny under bite, and his chin is bright pink.

He was sweet and friendly in the meet-and-greet pen, and respected Tori's space while being friendly to her too. He wasn't a puppy; he's three or four years old, and had lived with children and cats before. He'd been adopted from this shelter a couple of years earlier to be the house dog for a halfway house for drug addicts in recovery, but was found again as a stray and his owner couldn't be found (number disconnected and house abandoned, sadly; I suspect someone relapsed into using drugs again). He seemed like the perfect fit.

We met a couple of other dogs too just to be sure, but then had him brought back out to us again. Within a few minutes, we were sure: he was coming home with us. He met all of our criteria, and had been screened by a dog behavior specialist so we knew he was free of the most worrisome issues such as toy aggression, food aggression, and dog/kid issues.

Is it too soon? Probably. Am I likely just using him as a distraction to cope with my grief of losing Bubba and the anniversary of the boys death? Yeah, probably. But did we save a dog from death and give him a home? Yes, yes we did. And that's enough for me right now.

We've named him Tank, because he's a strong, squat dog. He's been great with the cat, and he's very patient with Tori, and doesn't steal her toys or go after her when she has food. We've very carefully supervised their interactions, and will continue to do so for some time (probably for years, actually). But he's a good boy.

And this morning? Yes, he's apparently a runner. He bolted out of the door when I went to check the mail and was two blocks away before I could even blink. He might have the shortest legs in the world, but he's really fucking FAST. Luckily, with the help of our local Animal Control Warden, he was returned to us quickly and is back to cuddling on the couch. Whew. (Tori was napping the whole time, so she won't even know he was missing. Thank GOD.)

Here are a couple of photos of him: Charlie's photo, and Sarah's. Crazy cute, isn't he?

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I know I haven't responded on comments on the last couple of entries. I'm frustrated by the comment system right now; I want to respond to you guys individually again but it take so much time that I keep putting it off until it becomes impossible. I'll try to be better about it this week, so look out for emailed responses again.

Vote! (with bonus Halloween photos)

So many of us have elections coming up this week. It's not a particularly sexy election, but it's still an important one. For instance, everyone is watching Virginia this year. A reader sent this to me because her husband is running:

My husband, Stevens Miller, is running for the Virginia House of Delegates against an anti-choice Republican incumbant. NARAL has endorsed my husband in the race and I am just so proud. [You can donate to his campaign, although now it's a bit late (sorry!) here.]

Stevens' opponent, Delegate Rust (R), along with his slate-mates McDonnell, Bolling, and Cuccinelli are anti-choice and anti-birth-control. We need to get Rust out and keep his slate-mates far away from the writing and enforcing of laws that limit the choices of women in Virginia.

This race is so important on so many fronts: First, if McDonnell (of the Thesis) wins over Deeds and has a Republican majority in the House of Delegates, it's going to be an anti-choice, anti-woman, anti-LGBT
field day in Virginia. Democrats only need to win six seats to win a majority in the House of Delegates. Stevens is running for one of those seats. Rust is very vulnerable.

Second, this past year Virginia sent a majority Dem delegation to Congress. Periello in particular won by a small margin and is making a huge difference in DC. This is the year Virginians are voting for the representatives in the House of Delegates who will redraw the electoral boundaries. We need a Democratic majority in the House of Delegates to keep Periello in office.

Beyond that, though, all the federal folks are watching Virginia to see which way we'll swing this time - and they're going to take it as a referendum on how swing voters feel about Obama and the Dem majority on the federal level. If the Republicans win here, and particularly if Rust wins (he's in a trending Dem area of NoVA that went big for Obama), we can say goodbye to whatever new policies Obama wanted to push through in the next few years.

So, if you live in Virginia, take note. A good guy is running. Vote for him.

(Sorry, Liz, I took so long to post this. No good reason. I'm just an asshole.)

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So it turns out that if I put a little blush and lipstick on Tori to help her look more like Snow White, she literally becomes so beautiful I can't breathe. Yep. Enjoy the photos even though they are all crappy and out of focus!

 

 

 
 

Love how she looks like the Snow White in the Shrek movie that sings that Heart song here. The below is from my computer camera and captures the lipstick/blush thing well.

 
 

And Sarah took this one, which is much better. Enjoy!

Pity Party, Table for one?

I am seriously fighting the blues today. No new reasons; just the chronic money troubles. On Wednesday I went to a (free) party in New York City (riding the very cheap NJ Transit Train with the awesome Corina and Kelly) thrown by the lovely ladies of Aiming Low, but while using the HP printers there to print out some photos I managed to somehow break my beautiful camera. You remember? The lovely camera that you guys bought me as part of my baby shower so that I'd take lots of photos of Tori for you?

Yeah, that one.

I really shouldn't be depressed; my freelance writing career is soaring. No, really: I have big jobs starting up and getting underway. By spring, (God willing) there is an excellent chance that we will not only be financially solvent, but will have savings, and have paid off most of our debt. This is terribly exciting; we've learned so much in recent months about being more frugal and paying bills in a more thoughtful way that I think that once we have a steady cash flow going we will have the skills (and, naturally, the desire) to be much, much smarter about managing our money -- without falling on things like credit cards, etc, to cover the hard times.

But that still doesn't change the current cash flow crisis. The camera is now added to the long list of shit we need to repair (the dryer which doesn't get all that hot anymore, the dishwasher that hasn't worked in three years, the fact that I need new glasses). But there is another list that comes first like, oh, mortgage, groceries, crazy things like that. Plus we're due to get the car inspected and are reeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllly hoping that no one will look too closely at our minivan for the next couple of weeks until we have enough cash to get it checked out (nothing to see here, officer, just a nice, happy family cruising along in a perfectly safe vehicle -- promise!).

In better news, Sarah's daughter performed last night in her school's play, and might I say that she totally kicked major comedic ass? Not only was she absolutely beautiful (like always, natch), she was flawless in her delivery, and remembered all of her lines perfectly. She was smooth and believable, and shoulders above above the other performers. Seriously, and I'm not just saying that because I'm biased. She was the best. No question. SHUT UP. SHE WAS.

In other good news, Charlie was interviewed today by a local news station about his new site Trulogy, which, while slower these days (why haven't you visited lately? why oh why?), but is still there, and still holding its own. I'd really love to see it get the attention it deserves (Charlie deserves!), and this is a great start. Here are a couple of shots of the interview (we still have the little point-and-shoot camera, thank GOD).

Getting his microphone on (that's the back of the awesome Nicole Brewer's head):

 

Close up:

 

There are many good things. I am trying to remember that. Have a great Halloween, everyone! I promise to post photos of Tori in her costume tomorrow. Swear.

The Question of School: Homeschooling, Mean Girls, and Standarized Tests

Yesterday Tori came home from school chanting, "I'm not your friend, I'm not your friend!" I looked at her and asked her why she was saying that. "Hannah said it to me!" She replies cheerfully. Instantly, I was plunged back into third grade when my two awesome best friends, Jennifer and Veronica (Jennifer was TALL! and her father owned a Pet Store! Veronica had lots of Barbies!), came to school one day and simply ignored me. They walked away from me, literally arm in arm, and declared loudly, "Today is ignore Cecily day!"

It totally fucking sucked.

I asked Tori how she felt about Hannah saying that, and she thought for a moment and said, "Hannah said it!" (Tori isn't very good yet at articulating feelings; we're working on it.) I said, "Did you feel sad?" And Tori immediately looked at the ground and sighed, "Yeah." I said, "That's a pretty mean thing to say, don't you think?" Tori said, "Yeah." Just then Charlie came in and asked what we were talking about, and I said (still swimming in 3rd grade bitterness), "Some little bitch at school told Tori she wasn't her friend."

Parenting WIN.

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When I think about educating Tori, and by that I mean the traditional book learnin' kind of education, I've always felt that homeschooling was the best option. I have many reasons. First of all, I was a very early reader; by the time I entered first grade I was willingly reading chapter books on my own, more than one a week, from the library. My teacher was stunned, and had no clue what to do with me. At first she thought I was faking it until she pulled a book out of her purse and gave it to me to read (it was a romance, and there was some heaving, which I asked her to define and she ignored). Eventually they moved me into the second grade classroom, and in that room I found myself in charge of a reading circle. Let me tell you what that did to my school social standing. Yeah. It ROCKED.

Much later in life, I began teaching creative writing to children. I taught one small group regularly. The group was divided like this: 2 home schooled kids, 3 public school kids, 3 ritzy private school kids (Friends Schools), and 1 Catholic school kid. When I gave the kids an assignment, say 'write a poem about a dog', it went like this: the home schooled kids scrunched up their faces for a second then began writing. The public school kids asked me how long the poem should be. The private school kids asked how long it should be, and if it should rhyme. The Catholic school kid asked me how long the poem should be, should it rhyme, what color was the dog, was the dog big or small, was it barking, and was it a good dog?

By the time I finished answering the questions of the Catholic school kid, the home schooled kids had finished their poems and wanted to know what was next. This really impressed me; they were completely unafraid, did not want to "please" me, and did not limit themselves in any way.

When I watch my cheerful, joyful, unafraid daughter, I hate to think about her being in an educational "system" that doesn't take into account her particular interests, desires, and her specific learning style. As a kid, I would have been thrilled to spend all my time simply reading book after book after book. I mean, I had a crazy phase where all I did was read books about Queen Elizabeth the First. I was obsessed. Then I moved on the Catherine the Great, and Mary Queen of Scots -- I learned an amazing amount of history during that phase. If I'd been allowed to self direct my learning, I would have become a well-rounded and well-read kid. Sure, my math might have been weak. But I loved science too, reading all kinds of books about science. A little support guiding me toward areas that weren't my natural focus would have been all I needed to guide my own education.

But see what I did right there? I made Tori's education about ME.

I worry that Tori won't do well in a traditional school system. She's a flitter; she goes from thing to thing to thing, very rarely settling on any one thing for very long. She is an incredibly physical kid, dancing, jumping, bouncing and running much of the time. She does NOT like to be still; she literally is in constant motion. Being forced to sit all day in a desk (with little or no recess, as is common in many public schools now) would be impossible at this point.

Of course, this can all change. Tori isn't even three and a half yet; she could easily become more mellow and settled-down. Perhaps she'll blossom in a standard school setting; it's probably too early to tell.

I do know that Tori is doing far better at her preschool this year. She's learning far more, she's very enthusiastic about her school experience, and the teachers say she is blossoming. Between what she is doing in school and what we do with her at home (and a nice helping of educational TV shows), she can easily identify all letters and numbers, she can mostly write her name (a bit of trouble with the 'r'), and I strongly suspect will be reading some words within a month or two.

She's smart, and she enjoys getting things. She's switched from mostly drawing to mostly practicing writing her letters. She wants to read books all of the time. I love watching this change, and I love helping her and embracing this new thirst for knowledge in her.

However. It's time consuming. Being her primary educational source (other than three hours a day at school) is demanding. My work is taking off; I'm looking down the barrel right now at the most successful phase of my freelancing career, including expanding into some consulting work. Charlie is busy too. It's quite possible that we aren't going to be able to devote the time to educating Tori that she will need. In which case we'll need to outsource her education.

And I'm scared. I don't want to see that joy in learning squelched in Tori by things like standardized testing, rigid lesson plans, and being bored in class because she's ahead of the other students (transference much?), and being distracted by the social elements of school. I want to Tori to be just as thrilled with, and loving, learning as she is now throughout her long life.

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My mother, who is a teacher (as were both of her parents, and my father's mother), worries that Tori won't learn how to function in the real world without a standard education. I've heard this argument before, and I understand it.

But then I think about a little girl that decides to declare that she's no longer Tori's friend, and I wonder: Does what you learn in school when it comes to social interactions actually benefit you in the long run? Does the constant arbitrary nature of children's friendship actually give you any extra ability to get along in the world?

I'm not sure it does. It seems to me that you either learn to not trust others, to take whatever cruel statement is being made as a valid point of view, or to become callus and uncaring and simply ignore everyone around you. Each of those behaviors actually hurts you in life as adult, not helps. I know I learned to work doubly and triply hard to please those in power over me, until I became too bored and those in power found me annoying, in which case I simply shut off and stopped participating. I learned that I didn't need to be loyal in my friendships with women because women were inconsistent and could betray me at any moment; it took me years and years to unlearn that behavior, and much hard work. Ask Sarah.

I also learned that being smart wasn't rewarded, but playing by the rules was. I don't want Tori to play by the rules. I want Tori to plow through the world shaking things up.

Again, transference. It's not really about what I want, is it?

In the end, we'll let Tori choose. If it's clear (like it is now) that Tori will benefit from traditional in-classroom school, we'll do our best to get her into the best possible school we can afford for her (which will involve either winning the lottery or moving to a better school district). If it's clear that Tori needs a different kind of education, we'll make some sacrifices so that is possible too.

Mostly, what I need to do is take ME out of the picture and put Tori IN to the picture. Which takes work. But I will do it; Tori's needs far exceed my wish to recreate a better childhood for myself. Because, sadly, I know full well that recreating your childhood isn't possible.